Dear Wild Green Readers,
We are pleased to announce that, through the Latest Science and a collaboration between the Dr.’s Verm, Nood, and Wiggle, we have done the impossible, the unthinkable, what no one before has ever dared: we have transmogrified ourselves into a worm!
“What?” you ask? “HOW!?” you exclaim. “Did you say one worm, like singular?” they inquire.
The answer to all of these questions, is, YES!
As we speak, the fine people of Wild Green Memes entering a metamorphosis the likes of which Jeff Goldblum could only DREAM of!
The Grinch may have grown his heart three sizes that day, but WE are growing five new hearts today!
Frankenstein may have made life from lightning, but WE are becoming life that is soil-lightening (drainage WIN)!
YOU may be in her DMs, but WE are riding around on her shoulder in a little soil carrier perfectly set for our preferred light and moisture level!
WE ARE NOT THE SAME!
So what are we going to do once we have undergone this incredible transformation?
WE’RE GOING TO DIG-NEY WORMLD!
We’re going to swirl around the Mud WormTea Party!
We’ll ride the Tower of TerWorm!
We’re going to see Finding Nematode!
You might ask – is the transfwormation permanent? The answer is YES! Once the three step process is initiated, it CANNOT BE STOPP#ED! i AM NOW BECOMEING A WORM! MY ARMS ARE SHRINGING DOWN AND MTY EYES ARE REDUCING TO SMALL SPOTS! I AM BECOMING GREAT FOR COMPOST! FISH LOVE ME, WOMEN WANT TO BE ME, BOYFRIENDS FEAR ME! HAHAHAHADKDD;ASDJF;AJDS;LFJADS;LJ;AFLAJAS;LDKSF;ASDLKF
*plop*
psst - here is a poem about worms (by Shakespear)!
To whom do lions cast their gentle looks? Not to the beast that would usurp their den. The smallest worm will turn being trodden on, And doves will peck in safeguard of their brood.
Also, we have new Patreon merch!
Anyone who signs up at the Shark tier by April 30th will get this 1” x 2” iron-on Wowie the Frog patch (he is our mascot and mentor in life):
